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Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris
# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.